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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. — Jerry Della Femina

Хм, Джери или Фемина?! Името на цитирания автор безспорно предизвиква размисли, но пък от друга страна потвърждава единствено универсалността на споделената истина.

В контекста на мокрите сънища, пролетния нагон и произхождащото от него необходимо зло, ви предлагаме да опитаме да насочим мисълта си към няколко други забавни неща, върху които си струва да се замисли човек. Ама опитайте по-старателно, де…

И така, предимно за да стимулираме мозъчната ви дейност (не само от мързел поради горните причини, но и поради спецификата на някои идиоми), предлагаме извадката в оригинал, на английски:

Funny Things to Think About

  • If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is hat considered a hostage situation?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  • After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
  • Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
  • If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” then what is the opposite of progress?
  • Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
  • Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
  • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
  • War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.


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